i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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