don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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