it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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