im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Your penis caused this!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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