so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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