What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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