Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
this will be a night to untag.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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