Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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