on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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