The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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