Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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