You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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