I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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