Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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