there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
