Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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