the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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