Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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