On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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