I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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