worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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