She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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