Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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