Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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