hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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