It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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