what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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