I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
