Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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