I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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