the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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