I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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