Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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