Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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