Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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