It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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