so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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