my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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