id be glad to
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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