Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The air was thick with penises
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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