i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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