All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
