dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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