The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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