ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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