Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
