So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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