it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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