I love black thongs
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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