i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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